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Band Geek Hero

You missed my birthday.  Even after the long post on my birthday about my birthday.  It’s probably safe to assume you didn’t get me a gift, huh?  Even after dropping a little hint about what I might want.  You can still make it up to me.  Get me one of these t-shirts:



Or even either of these:



You can get them at  There’s a bunch of them.

I prefer American Apparel t-shirts.  I’m a small.  Flexible on the color.

I’ve never even played Guitar Hero.


Metallica: Hypocritical Douchebags

Seriously?  Are you kidding me?  I am trying really hard to keep my friggin’ brain from exploding on this one.

Lars Ulrich was quoted as saying:

“We’ve been observing Radiohead and Trent Reznor and in twenty-seven years or however long it takes for the next record, we’ll be looking forward to everything in terms of possibilities with the Internet.”

Seriously?  But you killed Napster, you dumb dick!  I understand that twenty-five-odd years of having to stare at Hetfield’s ass from behind your drum kit has probably warped your brain in way I could never grasp, but…  Really? 

He infers that Metallica’s lawsuit against Napster was because they wanted to keep full control of their music and points to the fact that they sell MP3s of their shows on their website.  But he seems to be missing what Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails understood; once the records were out they had absolutely no control over them any more.  Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails made a lot of money by giving up control of their music to their fans.   

Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails are clever and succeeded.  Metallica are not clever and will fuck this one up horribly. 

You can read all of Lars’ Alzheimer-addled ramblings by clicking on these underlined words right here.

Criminals punished… With Manilow!

A judge in Fort Lupton Colorado sentenced violators of the city’s noise ordinance to one hour of unpopular music including Barry Manilow, The Carpenters, Barney the Dinosaur and Dolly Parton.

Read the full article here.

And definitely watch the video. Precious!

Yes, today.

Please enjoy.